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[gallery of horrors]

'gallery of horrors'. tft..

This failed to give me any thrill or fear when the title is 'gallery of horrors'. The only horror in that slideshow is the whole thing itself. I didn't fail to realize you thanked Tom Fulp when I highly doubt he would even dare to try and improve something that can't be improved and I didn't fail to realize you gave a personal attack to Mikey.

Are these items even of the public domain? Did you steal them? Tbh, my 6 year old cousin has the skill to make this and you're supposed to be 14 or 13. Take some animations classes as extra-curricular activities at school or something. If I wanted to see something like this, I could've just Googled 'ugly people'.

Don't take ignorance of the hatred that is roaring against you.

[Bomb Boy Loading Screen]

Cool

You're not rubbish at Flash. You really aren't.

Shotgunmadmax responds:

Thank you man

[Little My Star ~InfectVer]

and I thought this was going to be good

I watched roughly 10 seconds of it because after that I'm sure my ears would have started to bleed. It's really quite melodramatic, but what you did, you took melodrama and raped it with TERRIBLE music and also, if you did remove the music, try and make it less 'childish' (don't know any words lol) and more.. Left 4 Speedy?

I know my review might be a bit harsh, but I was just raging that something good was reduced to something so small (that damn music that sounds like its made my pixies). Bravo! Even though I made it sound like I hated it..

Also, I don't know why I bothered to write this when really it's going to be blammed by some ten year olds when I clearly excepted the rules below.

"If you are giving this submission a low score, please offer constructive criticism that will be useful to the artist. The review space is not a place for you to act like a total asshole. If your review is found to be mean, offensive, or generally not helpful, you will be banned and your account may be terminated."

OK, the third paragraph is a bit offensive to annoying ten year olds, OK that was too.

[Soul City]

Well worth my computer going on standby

This was amazing however it lacked some detail of the city and felt as if it was very confined (which was probably planned).

[Snowball -ers]

No audio

I know it's silent, but it doesn't have the feel or look as something should be silent. Well done for making such a good Flash for something that is experimental.

shrizumalonito responds:

What it needs... is a song.

[Our Love Tale]

A tear shed

That was absolutely amazing and it showed all aspects of sheer beauty. I wouldn't know of anything more more spectacular than this and I am very proud to be in the presence of such an epic.

TaloOfOz responds:

WOW, you are so kind! THANK YOU!!! :D

[Jump Stars All Out Battle]

All is very well.

though you did smack a bitch up which isn't very appealing so -4 for you.

[garfrield da cat]

Thankyou! Finally..

Oh, I have only longed for a submission like this! Live on 'garfrield da cat'!

[Entanglement 2]

I love collabs!

I totally understand the characters feeling pure adrenaline running through their blood and wanting to kill every single ninja bitch in his/her vision but I'm a sort of a guy who likes pipes in heads, guts flowing out of their very face, close-up action and all in a REAL environment, not just a screen-saver stuck in a flash.

It could be improved in quite few ways: menu music, better choice of music in the collab, more guts, use of household objects as weapons (it's really what I'd like to be honest), a background (school? House? Factory?) a storyline and not just killing 'every single ninja bitch'.

In other words, I really liked this Flash and yeah. Keep it up.

[Hit The Road Jack]

You've gotta' understand the humour of this short.

OK, so the animation isn't that good but you must appreciate that he bothered to do a background (lots of new submissions don't have then). The song really suited this fat bitch.

The vending machine in a grassy plain where a fat bitch lay is rather bizarre but you could really understand at what sort of humour you're trying to get at.

You see, we're both in the same boat. I can only really do this sort of Flash, difference is I'm never going to submit them.

I really understand what you're trying to do - just sort of a spammy-jokey kind of thing. Try doing this again but with with more.. quality? Just make something better (not trying to say it in a bad way).

Keep it up, man!