I am demonstrably superior to you in absolute every way, shape and form.
Columbine High School
Joined on 11/18/08
Trick an opponent into killing one of their own teammates with a projectile.
Beat on medium
Get hit by toxic waste
Eat a whale
Eat 10 poisonous fish in one game
Eat 200 fish in one game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Eat 50 kinds of fish in one game before the boss fight
Give Dave some sand.